Bluth to be New Romney Campaign Manager: "Yeah, I Like His Business Model" said Romney

BREAKING NEWS:

“From Whence You Came!” is the new Romney/Ryan slogan. Gob Bluth, the new campaign manager, added the phrase immediately upon receiving the job saying it would take a "defiant stand" against the "tyranny of the Obama administration"; all while enjoying a nice day of dramatics at the beach. The slogan is featured with images of Mitt Romney hurling President Obama into the sea and declaring the beach free of terrorists. Mitt Romney said he liked the idea of forcefully evacuating the president by way of ocean hurling because he believed the waters would carry him back to Kenya. “If that man is American then I’m not the president of the Bluth company,” said Gob Bluth of Barack Obama. “I mean COME ON!”