Subtle Anarchist Wears White After Labor Day

SAN FRANCISCO- The first Monday of September has come and past, the day also known as Labor Day. This day has marked the change of seasons in American culture for generations. With the passing days growing shorter and colder, autumn calls for warm beverages, changing leaves and the dark hued fall wardrobe.

Subtle Anarchist does not respect these sacred laws of fashion and culture.

"White is my color," Subtle Anarchist chided softly.

NO. White is all colors. Subtle Anarchist also denies this rule.

Sunday, the 29th day of September, clearly lies on the moodier side of the clothing color spectrum. It was on this day that Subtle Anarchist wore white tennis shoes complete with white laces, bleached white capri pants, a glaringly bright white polo t-shirt, and an off-white kerchief, just to fuck with our emotions.

"Does this bother you?" asked Subtle Anarchist, waving his white sunglasses (yes, the lenses were white as well. How is that possible?) at this reporter. Yes, it is bothersome.

Subtle Anarchist has formed the habit of walking slowly past popular public places with a nonchalant air. We can only assume his intentions are dire.